Woman in a swimming pool complex asks, “EZ Answer Squirrel, is the soul eternal?”.
The squirrel rushes on to choose between two acorns hanging from light switch cords. The answer is “Yes”.
A woman in a hardware store asks, “EZ Answer Squirrel, does God hate me because I’m gay?” The answer is “No”.
A man in a sports club holds up a bread roll and asks, “EZ Answer Squirrel, this looks like the Virgin Mary, right?”. The answer is “No”.
A man on a basketball court asks, “Hey EZ. Which one of the gospels do you think resonates most in relation to the modern world in which we live?” The answer is “Yes”.
Looking for easy answers to life’s big questions? Ask the squirrel.
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