Friday, April 18, 2008

Mile High Club

Chicago Mile High Club
Membership into the elite Mile-High Club has always been difficult to attain. Only those couples who were bold enough to carry on their initiation in the backseats of an under booked airline flight, or wealthy enough to own their own aircraft were usually able to join.
Now you can join the club in romantic comfort, style, and discretion. We are offering you and your loved one the exclusive use of our 20 passenger airliner so that you can become mile-high club members, with all of the safety and privacy that comes with having a large twin-engine turboprop airliner all to yourselves. The cabin is large and roomy, over 20 feet in length, 6 feet wide and 5.5 feet tall. The cockpit is divided from the cabin. We have equipped the cabin with clean, comfortable furnishings. A bottle of chilled champagne along with cheese and crackers are included for the flight.
Once you are aboard, the captain and first officer will communicate with you when it is permitted to move from your seats. This fast climbing aircraft will be one mile high in less than 5 minutes after takeoff. At that time, you will have 30 minutes of privacy. Should an unusual situation occur in the cabin, it is possible to signal the flight crew to deal with it. Otherwise, you and your loved one will remain totally undisturbed except for the soothing hum of the engines and the moonlight through the cabin windows.
Does this sound like the gift of a lifetime to give to your significant other? We think it is and invite you to call us with questions. Do not be bashful, the flight crew is made up of mature, dedicated professionals. The crew will never interfere, participate or comment in anyway on anything that goes on in the cabin, they are there to fly the plane. Furthermore, they are bound under contract to total secrecy and discretion as to the identities of our customers.
A few important notes: These flights are cancelled in the event of marginal weather. We will not fly when there is a chance of turbulence or uncertain conditions. The flight crew reserves the right to make these decisions. With that in mind, it is important that you keep time open for alternate dates. Although we will always try to meet your appointment, we will not compromise safety or comfort.
This service is offered to the public as a sight-seeing flight and will remain within 25 miles of the departure airport. Most flights are done at night. We generally depart from the Hinckley Airfield in Hinckley, IL. It's a rural, private airport with little or no activity after dark. It is unlikely that any one would ever be there to see you arrive or embark on the flight. Service from other airports can be arranged, but all flights must begin and terminate at the same location.
The cost for this "sightseeing" flight is $999.99/hour. Reservations must be made at least one week in advance and a non-refundable deposit of $250.00 is required. If we are unable to fly because of weather conditions or circumstances surrounding our flight operations, the deposit is moved to your alternate date. If you fail to show up or cancel for other reasons, the deposit is forfeited. You will be required to sign a release of liability agreement and must bring a picture ID to prove your identity and that you are at least 18 years of age.
Questions? Drop us an email to discuss how we can help you design the perfect evening for that special someone.
Order your Romantic Mile-High Club gift certificate now!
* Flights are available from May 1 - October 31
* Sky Team Aviation pilots are FlightSafety trained

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