A child of five could understand this! Fetch me a child of five!
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
Another month ends. All targets met. All systems working. All customers satisfied. All staff eagerly enthusiastic. All pigs fed and ready to fly.
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Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and...
Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate.
Life is spent between episodes of women being mad at you.
An eternity is very, very long, especially towards the end.
The bad guys don't always wear black hats, the good guys rarely win, and the cavalry never, ever shows up just in the nick of time!
Success is when your name is in everything but the phone book.
We have to believe in free will. We have no choice.
Gravity... not just a good idea: It's the law.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" but "That's funny..."' - Isaac Asimov
If you live like there's no God... you'd better be right.
Where will you spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?
There are only two types of aircraft... fighters and targets. - Major Doyle "Wahoo" Nicholson, USMC
Pain is just weakness leaving the body. USMC
A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose.
Sometimes you can have too much information. A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
Pray to God but row for the shore. -Russian proverb
You cannot tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
'It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.' -Harry Hill
Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -Dorothy Parker
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